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31 August 2018
  Tony Stark Is An Idiot and Threw His Friends Under the Bus

Weren't the Sokovia Accords just Tony's way of covering up the fact that Ultron was all his fault? 

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He should have been brought up on charges. The other Avengers were not to blame for Sokovia. Instead? He ends up kind of in CHARGE of enforcing those accords. The man who can't stop accidentally making deathbots.

Tony is a fucking idiot because he never thinks things through to their consequence(and then throws his friends under the bus for himself). He just likes the Idea and making it happen. Like Oppenheimer before Hiroshima. 

People like him are why we have the Bomb.


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28 August 2018
  Censored Again. This Time, @Comixology and Soon Createspace (UPDATED)

UPDATE: Read what Desert Peach and Afterdead creator Donna Barr had to say on this matter. Also go to bottom to see another update: the PRINT comics may go soon too.

A report that Comixology sent me today, to be cruel, I guess. It appears my sales, which are not huge, were picking up a lot in the last two months, especially after SUZY SPREADWELL was approved and released. Which I waited for a year, because Comixology are appallingly slow about that process. (Forget releasing digitally same day as print if you're small) Something I hate but I put up with. 

And I've been on Comixology for a number of years, starting with LULU Book 1. All the books went through this same long approval process. Some of the older stuff, like VLADRUSHKA or MARTHA, they rejected because it was too explicit. But that was all. They didn't ban me for submitting them. And in order to make ebook and POD platforms happy, because as it's not a goddamn hobby, I want to get my comics to the marketplace, I have toned and toned down my work for the past decade, as all of you must have noticed. It wasn't because I want to. It was because I had to. 

You see, if you're a tiny self-publishing company, they exercise arbitrary standards they would never use against bigger companies like Image (they carry the incredibly filthy BLACK KISS by Chaykin, and they should), NBM (Crepax' STORY OF O, again something that should be available), or Avatar (CROSSED, which is about rape zombies. This one I wouldn't mind seeing erased from the earth). They can release any content they like through Comixology. But someone like me has to be careful.

So I have, because I did not want to get banned again as happened with Cafepress or, temporarily(till people made noise about it, and the stuff is back there and you can buy it at the link), Google Play. No matter how angry it made me to have to do so. My work is basically an R rating now.

And yet, barely a couple of months after they approved SUZY, they banned me. All my books, just like that.They never explained the reason why to me. They made me feel like trash.

And the books were selling, finally.

How would you feel if every time you achieved something, someone else came in afterward and nullified it? How much would you hate those people?

It seems this always happens the instant they start to sell, the instant I get any traction whatsoever. I sacrifice my entire life to making this stuff. I spend months finishing a story, because I have to also have a day job. I'm exhausted. I'm lonely. I'm bored. I barely feel human. My only recompense is knowing a work has been completed and is available. 

What usually happens, at Cafepress, Google Play, and now Comixology, the instant a comic or comics of mine start to sell, though, is one of two things or both:

1. My content gets banned even though it may be identical to something that's also available in prose, because comics have to have visuals. So the rules applied to prose are not applied to comics. There's massive amounts of straight-up prose porn all over Kindle(which Comixology basically now is) but my R-rated stuff gets banned because it's comics, and that is all.

2. The two standards for self-publishers vs. "proper" publishers that Comixology blatantly and shamelessly goes by.

I don't see other cartoonists being treated this way.

It makes me not want to make anything.

And I'm alone and no one else is complaining to Comixology about this, so they don't think they even have to talk to me.

If you're reading this, please share this all over social media. I'm sick of putting up with this, and intend to make an obnoxious noise to embarrass Comixology about this. I am sick to death of being prevented from succeeding when content far, far more racy than my own is allowed to be sold. I have never faced this when I had a publisher. As I have none right now but me, I'm easy to bully.

I have no idea what's special about my stuff that I keep being singled out. But I would really like some help this time.

Sorry if I sound whiny, but I'm pissed. Really pissed. I liked working with Comixology, so their disrespectful treatment of me all of a sudden hurts. I've been doing this over two decades, haven't had a bad review since 1998, but I still get treated as a hobbyist because I try to do all of it myself.

Do you think people like me should be allowed to have their stuff sold like anyone else? Then share this. Make noise.

And by the way, as you may imagine, this makes a pledge at Patreon even more welcome, so if you can, please do at any amount, and thanks.


YET ANOTHER UPDATE: Comixology and Createspace are both treating me like trash and not responding to my messages, and when I call I end up on endless holds that cut off halfway through. So if you're a small publisher, this is how they treat you when there's a problem, now that they're part of Kindle. Other creators, be warned.

And why Createspace? Why, because they're about to be folded into Kindle too. So my books there, my print books, will soon be banned as well. I intend to fight this. But if you were waiting to buy them, better do it now because they may soon be gone.


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26 August 2018
  Why I Can't Mourn John McCain

(Update: Story also now appears, in a slightly different form, at Medium)

John McCain died yesterday, and is being lauded as the last example of decency left in the Republican party. It's actually just a continuation of the image the GOP always tried to put forth of him, papering over the many bad things he was responsible for regardless.

You have to wonder anyway about a party that constantly has to point to one guy and say, "SEE! One of us DOES have a sense of decency!" The same party has to go back to 1865 to find an example of the last time they helped black people. It has a smell of good cop/bad cop about it as well.
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22 August 2018
  Trump Is Not Redefining Truth

Image result for trump lyingI love reading story after story claiming facts no longer exist, that Trump is "redefining truth." 

 If I say to you one day, dogs are cats, you wouldn't say I redefined dogs. You'd ask if I felt OK.

If Trump lies--and does so obviously and often--he's just lying. Normal, old-fashioned, and very clumsy LYING. 

 And that is all it is.

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17 August 2018
  So Many Lies and Lonely Nights Yawned Before Lois

(Bruce comes in late again)

"What have you been doing? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN GOING?"

"um...I'm having an affair. Yep, big sexy affair."


"No--no don't touch that--"

"Why nohee hee hee kk hee"

"Shit, another one."


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15 August 2018
  Most Cartoonists Have Day Jobs

Do you wonder how a writer or cartoonist juggles working on a big project with having a day job? I notice many don't talk about it. But I'll tell you.

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JLRoberson Self-Portrait 2005.
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LULU Book 1 by John Linton Roberson introduction by Martin Pasko


Frank Wedekind's LULU
VLADRUSHKA (adults only)
STORY OF OH!(2008) Written by Charles Alverson (adults only)




April 2013: LULU Book 1 Interview at Comics Forge

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November 2016: Wonder Woman - Earth-One and Before
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