I Didn't Write That!
30 June 2017
Donald Trump vs Joe and Mika: Blackmailer In Chief
Beyond just the national shame of the repulsive, trashy, childish spectacle of the dog in the manger that is 71-year-old toddler Donald Trump's preference for personal attacks on all and sundry rather than doing even one bit of his undeserved job, there was this accusation inside Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough's incisive Washington Post response to his idiot tweets.
Trump has been trying to blackmail them into being good little lapdogs, and who knows how many other members of the press as well, given the general bullying they regularly inflict upon nearly all the Fourth Estate.
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The last 24 hours. pic.twitter.com/InK2gqFFOU— Mazel Tov Cocktail (@AdamSerwer) June 30, 2017
Beyond just the national shame of the repulsive, trashy, childish spectacle of the dog in the manger that is 71-year-old toddler Donald Trump's preference for personal attacks on all and sundry rather than doing even one bit of his undeserved job, there was this accusation inside Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough's incisive Washington Post response to his idiot tweets.
Trump has been trying to blackmail them into being good little lapdogs, and who knows how many other members of the press as well, given the general bullying they regularly inflict upon nearly all the Fourth Estate.
1. Let's be clear about what Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough are alleging https://t.co/aczuzyIGgF— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) June 30, 2017
2. They are accusing President Trump of BLACKMAIL. This isn't just tawdry. It could be illegal https://t.co/ysbhp9Ymx6— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) June 30, 2017
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Labels: bastards, disaster, MAKE IT STOP, right wing, trump
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26 June 2017
New Suzy Spreadwell @MartianLit: What the Hell Is Going On
Figure it out. Click here.
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Labels: christianity, my comics, satire, suzy spreadwell, this sickness
¶ June 26, 2017 0 Comments
21 June 2017
TWIN PEAKS: Hiring Ike the Hitman
How DID that go down anyway?
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How DID that go down anyway?
"Okay, I want this person killed soon and efficiently. What you got?"
"Ike here."
"Why are you holding his shoulders?" (man lets go)
(Ike) "GRAHHHHH" (runs and jumps for throat)
"Get him off get him off get him OFF"
Labels: David Lynch, satire, TV, Twin Peaks
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20 June 2017
Castile Case Reveals True Purpose of Dashcams
To get cops off the hook.
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To get cops off the hook.
Labels: bastards, crime, police, racism
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19 June 2017
New Suzy Spreadwell @MartianLit: Whump
Today's SUZY SPREADWELL is a bit more horizontal. Click here if you're some kind of pervert.
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Today's SUZY SPREADWELL is a bit more horizontal. Click here if you're some kind of pervert.
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Labels: christianity, my comics, satire, suzy spreadwell, this sickness
¶ June 19, 2017 0 Comments
TWIN PEAKS: Last Night's Floor-Sweeping Scene
So can we talk about the floor-sweeping scene?
This would be an example of what meditation does to Lynch's view of narrative, I think, which seems over time to have more and more in common with John Cage.
Also that Lynch understands TV induces various types of trance states.
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So can we talk about the floor-sweeping scene?
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Also that Lynch understands TV induces various types of trance states.
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Labels: David Lynch, film, my influences, TV, Twin Peaks
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15 June 2017
My Work Is About to Be Censored Out of Print! Your Help Needed! (UPDATED)
Update: Thanks to what Amazon tells me were a lot more emails than I've had sales, I'm reinstated at Createspace so most of my print catalog is still live.
Except that MARTHA (which they'd left up for 7 years) is banned entirely, and Kindle, though they will stock prose dinosaur porn happily, has also erased me. So you should go to Comixology and Google Play for digital instead.
Thank you for your help. Previous post follows.
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Update: Thanks to what Amazon tells me were a lot more emails than I've had sales, I'm reinstated at Createspace so most of my print catalog is still live.
Except that MARTHA (which they'd left up for 7 years) is banned entirely, and Kindle, though they will stock prose dinosaur porn happily, has also erased me. So you should go to Comixology and Google Play for digital instead.
Thank you for your help. Previous post follows.
Amazon really are boring bastards- maybe time they stopped selling books and focused on groceries. https://t.co/TkRJCrQUwA— Jamie Delano (@jamiedelano) June 16, 2017
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Labels: bastards, bottomless studio, censorship, lulu, suzy spreadwell, things that suck, this sickness, uncle cyrus
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13 June 2017
Jeff Sessions Testifies: Watch Live
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The only thing to remember is that Sessions is a bad lawyer.— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) June 13, 2017
And also follow me on Twitter for live tweets...Hot take: The Sessions testimony will not affect your daily life. The illicit passing of Trumpcare will. Read up:https://t.co/jvvl9kfLvZ— Grace Parra (@GraceParra360) June 13, 2017
Here are Sessions's prepared remarks explaining why he took part in the process of firing Comey despite his recusal from the Russia probe. pic.twitter.com/zPYrI8qoqj— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) June 13, 2017
As Sessions begins testimony, think! Russians breached 39 states. If not a priority for Trump & Sessions, only 1 reason: They were in on it https://t.co/H0yuh3y5In— RiotWomenn (@riotwomennn) June 13, 2017
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Labels: live, politics, right wing
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Alan Moore/Gary Lloyd: "Brought to Light: Shadowplay" (Spoken Word,1998) UPDATED
Alan Moore's 1998 spoken word version of his CIA history "Shadowplay" from Eclipse's BROUGHT TO LIGHT.
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Alan Moore's 1998 spoken word version of his CIA history "Shadowplay" from Eclipse's BROUGHT TO LIGHT.
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Labels: alan moore, bastards, cia, history, iran, my influences, south america
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12 June 2017
New Suzy Spreadwell @MartianLit: In Which Greg Makes a Persuasive Argument
At least Suzy seems to think so.
Check out Monday's newest page right here at Martian Lit!
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At least Suzy seems to think so.
Check out Monday's newest page right here at Martian Lit!
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Labels: christianity, my comics, satire, suzy spreadwell, this sickness
¶ June 12, 2017 0 Comments
Watch People Lose Their Souls in Real Time: The Trump Cabinet
WHO SHALL WE SAY DOTH LOVE US BEST?
One by one, like something out of the Stalin era, with absolutely no shame. Watch these lickspittles as Trump takes a bite of their reputations and throws the rest to rot in a corner.
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WHO SHALL WE SAY DOTH LOVE US BEST?
THIS IS ACTUALLY THE START OF KING LEAR. https://t.co/LpUWP54xYo— Tracy Ur (@tracyurq) June 12, 2017
One by one, like something out of the Stalin era, with absolutely no shame. Watch these lickspittles as Trump takes a bite of their reputations and throws the rest to rot in a corner.
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Labels: bad ideas, right wing, trump
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05 June 2017
New Suzy Spreadwell at @MartianLit: Reassurances
Greg's love and understanding for Suzy is boundless, even through a nose smashed by a tree!
Click here for the latest...
Also, last night's TWIN PEAKS: Still loved it, but I'm starting to get a bit over the Confused Coop thing. Remember Ben Horne's Civil War? Feeling a bit like that. But I'll stick with it because anything Lynch does is interesting to me.
But it's pretty damn good.
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Greg's love and understanding for Suzy is boundless, even through a nose smashed by a tree! Click here for the latest...
Also, last night's TWIN PEAKS: Still loved it, but I'm starting to get a bit over the Confused Coop thing. Remember Ben Horne's Civil War? Feeling a bit like that. But I'll stick with it because anything Lynch does is interesting to me.
But it's pretty damn good.
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Labels: bottomless studio, christianity, my comics, satire, suzy spreadwell, Twin Peaks
¶ June 05, 2017 0 Comments
Patti Rocks (David Burton Morris, 1988) starring Twin Peaks' Chris Mulkey & John Jenkins--My Teacher
A favorite from when I was a college student in Chicago. One of my teachers at the DePaul Theatre School(aka the Goodman School of Drama) that very year, John Jenkins (who taught movement) starred in and co-wrote it, along with Chris Mulkey, later Norma's criminal hubby Hank Jennings on TWIN PEAKS--partly on the strength of his performance here. He took us to the opening night, which was awesome. I later had this on VHS and wore it out watching it.
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A favorite from when I was a college student in Chicago. One of my teachers at the DePaul Theatre School(aka the Goodman School of Drama) that very year, John Jenkins (who taught movement) starred in and co-wrote it, along with Chris Mulkey, later Norma's criminal hubby Hank Jennings on TWIN PEAKS--partly on the strength of his performance here. He took us to the opening night, which was awesome. I later had this on VHS and wore it out watching it.
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Labels: 1980s, film, my influences, Twin Peaks
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01 June 2017
"Let’s consider the possibility that Putin has made a terrible mistake."
This may be an apt image of Putin at the moment.
There are many kinds of bears.
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This may be an apt image of Putin at the moment.
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There are many kinds of bears.
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Labels: bad ideas, bastards, crime, right wing, Russia, trump
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