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30 July 2016
The @GOP Presidential Candidate Is A Putin Stooge & They're Fine With This. Okay.
I cannot wait for the debates, which Trump is afraid to have.
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No one in your party thinks there's anything in it for them to catch you when you fall now, @realDonaldTrump @GOP #WithHer— John Linton Roberson (@jlr_1969) July 31, 2016
I cannot wait for the debates, which Trump is afraid to have.
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Labels: bad ideas, bastards, election 2016, HA ha, right wing, trump
¶ July 30, 2016 0 Comments
24 July 2016
Trump and Protest Votes: Two Things To Consider Before Being So Stupid
Stephen Colbert on frustrated Bernie supporters flirting with supporting Trump:
"Kind of like if you ask for a Coke but they don't have it, you say, 'Then just fill my mouth with bees."
Here are almost 150 other things to consider.
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Stephen Colbert on frustrated Bernie supporters flirting with supporting Trump:
"Kind of like if you ask for a Coke but they don't have it, you say, 'Then just fill my mouth with bees."
Here are almost 150 other things to consider.
Read more »
Labels: bad ideas, bastards, election 2016, left wing, right wing, trump
¶ July 24, 2016 0 Comments
17 July 2016
In Progress: Some New Suzy Pencils Posted
I spent way too long detailing a tree I'm only going to ink over last night, and today my index finger is in hideous pain. Do click here to see what I done did, posted (for everyone, but please take the opportunity to pledge) at Patreon. (or click image below to see less tiny version)
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I spent way too long detailing a tree I'm only going to ink over last night, and today my index finger is in hideous pain. Do click here to see what I done did, posted (for everyone, but please take the opportunity to pledge) at Patreon. (or click image below to see less tiny version)
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Labels: comics, my art, my comics, suzy spreadwell, this sickness
¶ July 17, 2016 0 Comments
An Evil, Reptilian Pamphlet Disguised as a Show: Why You'll Never See Me Post Any "Yes, Minister"
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Tried to watch the first season of YES MINISTER but couldn't escape thinking that its characters and creators are all horribly smug evil cynical bastards who should be in Hell.
Labels: 1980s, 20th century, bastards, comedy, UK
¶ July 17, 2016 0 Comments
08 July 2016
Pet Peeve: Flying Female Superheroes in Skirts
So BATMAN rebooted recently, with Tom King (who I haven't heard of before) and David Finch. And it's not bad--certainly one of the least boring of the DC Rebirth stuff so far. As far as the unholy mess that's now Superman,no comment; it is interesting though whenever they reboot that they go to some trouble not to fuck with Batman in any permanent way.
There's a thing though that bothers me and brings one of my biggest character design pet peeves to the fore: why would a flying female character ever wear a miniskirt? And for that matter, a tiny girly mini?
Here are two new mysterious characters they've introduced, Gotham and Gotham (ech) Girl, the latter name to me already amazingly sexist and dated:
A few problems are immediately obvious.
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So BATMAN rebooted recently, with Tom King (who I haven't heard of before) and David Finch. And it's not bad--certainly one of the least boring of the DC Rebirth stuff so far. As far as the unholy mess that's now Superman,no comment; it is interesting though whenever they reboot that they go to some trouble not to fuck with Batman in any permanent way.
There's a thing though that bothers me and brings one of my biggest character design pet peeves to the fore: why would a flying female character ever wear a miniskirt? And for that matter, a tiny girly mini?
Here are two new mysterious characters they've introduced, Gotham and Gotham (ech) Girl, the latter name to me already amazingly sexist and dated:
A few problems are immediately obvious.
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07 July 2016
Toto: Arrogant Imperialist Monsters Who Know Nothing of African Geography Exposed(UPDATED)
What the hell do you mean "I bless the rains down in Africa"? THEY DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL, LUKATHER. No wonder you're sweating.
But did Lukather actually bless them? Or curse them?
Next thing you knew, pop songs were about drought there...
That's right, Toto did it. They angered the gods with their presumption and made the land dry.
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What the hell do you mean "I bless the rains down in Africa"? THEY DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL, LUKATHER. No wonder you're sweating.
But did Lukather actually bless them? Or curse them?
Next thing you knew, pop songs were about drought there...
That's right, Toto did it. They angered the gods with their presumption and made the land dry.
And that's why they weren't invited to We Are The World.
Incidentally:
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
Two details.
Besides the lameness of likening a big mountain to...another big mountain, Kilimanjaro is 282 miles from the Serengeti.
Second thing:
Kilimanjaro elevation: 19,341 ft
Olympus elevation: 9,573 ft
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| Hello Clarice |
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
Two details.
Besides the lameness of likening a big mountain to...another big mountain, Kilimanjaro is 282 miles from the Serengeti.
Kilimanjaro elevation: 19,341 ft
Olympus elevation: 9,573 ft
Labels: 1980s, africa, music, satire
¶ July 07, 2016 0 Comments
06 July 2016
The Banned VLADRUSHKA #1: Yours for a Minimum Pledge at Patreon
As most of you know, I have had a number of censorship issues with Vladrushka, one reason I haven't drawn her in a while. Well, for those that pledge at my Patreon, the elusive VLADRUSHKA #1 is available again in digital form! For the minimum suggested pledge ($15--however, you can give as much or as little as you like otherwise and thanks) you can download the whole 60-page collection of all Vladrushka stories from 2003-2010. Check it out!
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As most of you know, I have had a number of censorship issues with Vladrushka, one reason I haven't drawn her in a while. Well, for those that pledge at my Patreon, the elusive VLADRUSHKA #1 is available again in digital form! For the minimum suggested pledge ($15--however, you can give as much or as little as you like otherwise and thanks) you can download the whole 60-page collection of all Vladrushka stories from 2003-2010. Check it out!
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Labels: censorship, my comics, vladrushka
¶ July 06, 2016 0 Comments
Your Random UK Comedy for Today #20: Nathan Barley (Brooker/Morris, 2005)
From UK dark comedy geniuses Charlie (BLACK MIRROR) Brooker and Chris (too many to list but if you come here often you know that) Morris comes a satire of, well, the early pre-Facebook/Twitter internet, but still hilarious. We do still have ridiculous hipsters, and some of the jokes here are more true than they were.
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From UK dark comedy geniuses Charlie (BLACK MIRROR) Brooker and Chris (too many to list but if you come here often you know that) Morris comes a satire of, well, the early pre-Facebook/Twitter internet, but still hilarious. We do still have ridiculous hipsters, and some of the jokes here are more true than they were.
Read more »
Labels: 2000s, chris morris, comedy, technology, UK
¶ July 06, 2016 0 Comments
