07 July 2016
Toto: Arrogant Imperialist Monsters Who Know Nothing of African Geography Exposed(UPDATED)
What the hell do you mean "I bless the rains down in Africa"? THEY DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL, LUKATHER. No wonder you're sweating.
But did Lukather actually bless them? Or curse them?
Next thing you knew, pop songs were about drought there...
That's right, Toto did it. They angered the gods with their presumption and made the land dry.
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What the hell do you mean "I bless the rains down in Africa"? THEY DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL, LUKATHER. No wonder you're sweating.
But did Lukather actually bless them? Or curse them?
Next thing you knew, pop songs were about drought there...
That's right, Toto did it. They angered the gods with their presumption and made the land dry.
And that's why they weren't invited to We Are The World.
Incidentally:
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
Two details.
Besides the lameness of likening a big mountain to...another big mountain, Kilimanjaro is 282 miles from the Serengeti.
Second thing:
Kilimanjaro elevation: 19,341 ft
Olympus elevation: 9,573 ft
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| Hello Clarice |
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
Two details.
Besides the lameness of likening a big mountain to...another big mountain, Kilimanjaro is 282 miles from the Serengeti.
Kilimanjaro elevation: 19,341 ft
Olympus elevation: 9,573 ft
Labels: 1980s, africa, music, satire
¶ July 07, 2016
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