Toto: Arrogant Imperialist Monsters Who Know Nothing of African Geography Exposed(UPDATED)
What the hell do you mean "I bless the rains down in Africa"? THEY DON'T NEED YOUR APPROVAL, LUKATHER. No wonder you're sweating.
But did Lukather actually bless them? Or curse them? Next thing you knew, pop songs were about drought there...
That's right, Toto did it. They angered the gods with their presumption and made the land dry.
And that's why they weren't invited to We Are The World.
Incidentally: I know that I must do what's right As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti Two details. Besides the lameness of likening a big mountain to...another big mountain, Kilimanjaro is 282 miles from the Serengeti.
Second thing: Kilimanjaro elevation: 19,341 ft Olympus elevation: 9,573 ft
"Eternity in the company of Beelzebub, and all of his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me & this pencil." --E. Blackadder, 1789 Questionable
words & pictures from John Linton Roberson