07 July 2016
Toto: Arrogant Imperialist Monsters Who Also Don't Know African Geography (UPDATED)
But did Lukather actually bless them? Next thing you knew, pop songs were about drought there...
That's right, Toto did it. They angered the gods with their presumption and made the land dry.
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But did Lukather actually bless them? Next thing you knew, pop songs were about drought there...
That's right, Toto did it. They angered the gods with their presumption and made the land dry.
And that's why they weren't invited to We Are The World.
Incidentally:
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
Two things. Besides the lameness of likening a big mountain to...another big mountain, Kilimanjaro is 282 miles from the Serengeti.
Incidentally:
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
Two things. Besides the lameness of likening a big mountain to...another big mountain, Kilimanjaro is 282 miles from the Serengeti.
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Labels: 1980s, africa, music, satire
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