"I was a beloved governor. Despite being a bit of a loud annoying prick. Chocolate pie, you're my one friend that won't testify now. For now, I eat you, as I would all of them if it were legal." And he did! Except for what stuck to his face, and his briefs.
"Mumfghhrs. MMFHGGH!" Then Chris walked into the room of chocolate pies and did the same with another.
You did not know that even pies can tremble. Know now that they can. And did. "Are you scared? Huh? Scared, pie? You should be," Chris taunted the scaredy pie.
"Eternity in the company of Beelzebub, and all of his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me & this pencil." --E. Blackadder, 1789 Questionable
words & pictures from John Linton Roberson