It's not that these two reptiles are running for president that appalls me so much as the filth in that title. Children should not be exposed to words like "Santorum" or "Gingrich."
The latter? You haven't heard of it? Well, I guess I have no choice but to explain.
"Gingrich." A suppurating skin condition caused by unprotected sex with open bullet wounds.
Now you know. Do NOT spread any links to this definition here about for people to come here and read it, and certainly don't start using the word with that definition. And don't even think about Googlebombing it till it's all over the place.
Such things can spread very, very fast, much like Gingrich itself. Don't. Just. Don't.
"Eternity in the company of Beelzebub, and all of his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me & this pencil." --E. Blackadder, 1789 Questionable
words & pictures from John Linton Roberson