What To Do With Rush Limbaugh
Well, not listen
to him. Heavens no, nothing so self-destructive.
Limbaugh needs to be given to a needy cannibal family.
Oh, they're there. You just don't see them because that's what it looks like when someone's shunned. And it's precisely because society excludes them that makes them the most needy. I mean, you wouldn't give them a hand, would you?
That's why Rush must be donated for their happy Thanksgiving. Because they must learn how to like our holidays, and learn our ways. Then maybe, one glorious day, they'll assimilate, and stop eating us.
It's too late for Jeffrey Dahmer. But not for them.
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