Who paid for the trips of the Mystery Machine around America?
Velma's vibrator batteries?
And remember: gas was NOT cheap in the 70s, and vans get terrible mileage.
I'll tell you: insurance companies.
Remember, every single haunting was an insurance fraud scheme.
And if they couldn't find anything, they just dressed up some hobo in a swamp monster suit to discredit the owner's case.
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