Art Robinson Wants To Give You A Pleasant Plutonium-238 Bath

Art Robinson, the Republican House "candidate" from Oregon that Rachel Maddow just fought with, calls himself a scientist in his defense when Maddow points out the anonymous foreign(Bahrain, India and Egypt, for three) donations he has been receiving, like other Republican candidates, via the "Chamber of Commerce," have been.

All right, Mr. Art Robinson. Though it is a cliched excuse. The racist and pro-bestiality porn candidate Carl Paladino in New York, yourself in Oregon, and all other cornered GOP politicians claim you're anything else but a politician when cornered.

Now, if someone doing my plumbing fucked it up and then explained, "I'm not a plumber," I'd sue him or charge him with fraud. But okay.

He calls himself a businessman. You call yourself a scientist. Why you're not using your talents for business or science rather than politics, which you clearly aren't good at, I don't know. Why would that be that you don't remain in your field of expertise, benefiting the world with your sciencey wonders and miracles, Mr. Art Robinson?

Well, he has called attention to it...

Let's just see about his science, which also comes up, and just how good it looks when you, well, look at it. He believes that we can get rid of radioactive waste by diluting it and then sprinkling it over the oceans, or "even over America." You may say, even if the radioactivity is somehow diluted by water(and it's not, it takes a very small amount of these substances to kill you), in accumulation--which water, which has a cycle, tends to do--that would nullify any possibility of that. Well, he thinks it's good for us, and this is the rather rubbish hypothesis--not theory; theories are explanations that have been proven consistent with observable and repeatable phenomena--he applies that makes him think that. Which does not apply to RADIOACTIVE WASTE. Which includes such proven biological cleansers and exfoliants as uranium-234, neptunium-237, plutonium-238 and americium-241.

Mmm. Such long names, with numbers even; that's got to be good for you. Telling, ya, I can feel that hot shower right now. Right after I have my humours leeched.



A "scientist", sure; like Trofim Lysenko was a scientist.

UPDATE: He lost with 45% of the vote, to incumbent Pete DeFazio.

Labels: bad ideas, congress, election 2010, nuclear, oregon, right wing, you're pathetic

  ¶ October 07, 2010