Rand Paul: Board-Certified, In His Own Opinion
Rand Paul truly is the comedy gift that keeps giving. It seems that Rand Paul has gone the inevitable step a libertarian might: he created his own entirely fictional board to certify him as an ophthalmologist.
That's right: he's certified like Joe the Plumber was licensed, which is to say, not.
You sheep with your "boards" and your "rules." Pfah! RAND PAUL SHALL ONLY BE JUDGED COMPETENT BY RAND PAUL. He is not a number. HE IS A FREE MAN!
Which is to say not that he's a liar, not just. It's also that, given he has made up a medical credential that patients might have, for instance, used as a factor in choosing him, he's what they call a "fraud." It's a legal term.
Next he can make up patients, and sit in a little room alone, asking them to read from the chart while sharing tea.
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