Limbaugh Defends His Sponsor, Zicam
Zicam, a cold remedy containing zinc, was taken off the market last week by the FDA
because it causes people to permanently lose their sense of smell. (though the 3-year-old child of this confused mother
will, we assume, never miss it)Or was it? Could it have been an evil Democratic plot to unfairly persecute a brave sponsor of a radio host who is one of the very last bastions of the truth?
Well, since it's Rush Limbaugh whose sponsor was Zicam
, obviously not. But that doesn't prevent Rush from mindlessly defending said sponsor. Zicam is probably grateful. Just look at all the good that Rush's words have already done for the now less than 25%
I say Rush listeners should go out and stock up on Zicam right now, and use it every day whether they need it or not, whether it destroys their sense of smell or not. What do you need it for, anyway? To smell pretty flowers like some fruity liberal? To notice you may need a bath? Don't let them emasculate you! If, say, Visine was a Limbaugh sponsor, and it turned out that using it caused your eyes to slowly melt it, would you believe it? No!B You and I both know: FDA really stands for "Fun Destruction Agency."
Fight on, brave Rushbots! Fight on!
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