South Carolina: Forever Overcompensating Sheriff Lott, the guy launching a ridiculous investigation of Michael Phelps, also appears to have gotten an armored personnel carrier for his sheriff's department. Does South Carolina ever have occasion where such a thing is needed? Yes, it does! When a SC sheriff has a very tiny penis.My home state, folks. People ask me why I don't miss South Carolina, or why I flinch in horror when its name is mentioned. Uh, well, you've obviously never lived there if you're even asking that. To me, the only thing missing in this story is them claiming Jesus lives in the vehicle.
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