“Indisputable evidence — long hidden but now available to everyone — demonstrates conclusively that so-called ‘secular evolution science’ is the Big-Bang 15-billion-year alternate ‘creation scenario’ of the Pharisee Religion,” the memo says. “This scenario is derived concept-for-concept from Rabbinic writings in the mystic ‘holy book’ Kabbala dating back at least two millennia.”That's right, he thinks evolution is a Jewish plot. Ah, the Jewish conspiracy against everything. Always the favorite last resort of the absolutely ignorant. And what's great about it is that, as it's completely untrue, you can use it in any context. But wait, it gets better: he also doesn't believe Copernicus!
It also directs readers to a Web site which includes model legislation that calls the Kabbala “a mystic, anti-Christ ‘holy book’ of the Pharisee Sect of Judaism.” The Web site also declares “the earth is not rotating … nor is it going around the sun.”Oy. Look, creationists, you can solve all this and annihilate 500 years of nasty, nasty science that makes your brain cell hurt if you just do one thing: prove, positively rather than just saying, "There must be," the existence of a Creator.