30 June 2005
How Terry Lost Her Groove Again
Celebrity schadenfreude time! Because conceited celebs annoy me almost as much as evil politicians.
This time we witness the awesome power of irony, toward one of the most narcissistic, self-indulgent, ego-masturbating writers of our time:
Incidentally, very clever and witty message on the hot sauce label! Such wording and punctuation, not to mention originality and subtlety! I can see why those bestseller writers make the big bucks.
As far as the idea that he "became" gay since he's been with her...fill in your own snark here.
Celebrity schadenfreude time! Because conceited celebs annoy me almost as much as evil politicians.
This time we witness the awesome power of irony, toward one of the most narcissistic, self-indulgent, ego-masturbating writers of our time:
Awww. And such a nice lady, too. Just proves the old adage that a happy ending is just a story that hasn't been allowed to finish.Terry McMillan has lost her "groove" -- or at least the guy she thought had returned it to her. Jonathan Plummer, the young Jamaican guy whom McMillan met at a resort and married six years ago -- and upon whom the author based her book "How Stella Got Her Groove Back"-- is, it turns out, gay. Now, the estranged couple is locked in a messy divorce. She claims he used her to get U.S. citizenship and to get his hands on her fortune. He says he didn't know he was gay when he met her -- at age 20 -- and that she has harassed him since he informed her of his orientation. "She is an extremely angry woman who is homophobic and is lashing out at me because I have learned I am gay," Plummer, now 30, contended in court papers, later telling the San Francisco Chronicle that McMillan scrawled the following label on a bottle of Jamaican hot sauce: "Fag Juice Burn Baby Burn." McMillan and Plummer have taken out restraining orders against each other. (N.Y. Daily News)
Incidentally, very clever and witty message on the hot sauce label! Such wording and punctuation, not to mention originality and subtlety! I can see why those bestseller writers make the big bucks.
As far as the idea that he "became" gay since he's been with her...fill in your own snark here.
Labels: politics
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