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I Didn't Write That!
17 May 2005
  They Watch Fox So You Don't Have To

Just discovered News Hounds, and if you want to break your TV when watching Fox(a sign of masochism, I know) as much as I do, you'll love this. Particularly funny are the e-mails they receive that were meant for Fox, which they gleefully reproduce. Some of which are actually critical of Fox, believe it or not. Well, when you see the manner in which they're critical, you'll probably believe it. A sampling:

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Date: 25 Apr 2005
Subject:
My husband and I used to enjoy watching your show and would still like to be able to but PLEASE STOP ARGUING and TALING OVER ONE ANOTHER!!! Just report the news so we don't have to go to a liberal station and hear only one side. THANK YOU

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Date: 25 Apr 2005
Subject: Illegal Immigration
Steve, E.D., Brian;
It seems to me that illegal immigrants are in fact fugitives. Why is it then, that businessmen that hire them, are not charged with Harboring A Fugitive?
Just a Thought, *** from W.V.

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Date: 5 Apr 2005
Subject: Colmes
Is it necessary that Colmes be on your show? He is really one backward person! This is putting it mildly.

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Date: 29 Mar 2005
Subject: our troups by and old vet
Dear Mr. O'rielly I would like to set the record streight as what has been comming out is wrong. As a second class signalman on ship I know that you have to follows orders from above or your out there is no two ways about It you have a very good program and i enjoy it very much, but sometime i agree and sometimes not but that is the way the world works as far as Pres Bush goes I am proud i voted for him he is a good man under a lot of pressure. this is a time for the sentent and congress to get it togeher and do some thing at least give it a try if it dont work try someting else. the only thing they agree on is a raise in pay which they dont deserve. Thank You God Bless

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Date: 26 Mar 2005
Subject: tell your blonde to report the real news
come on FOX! i wanted to urp when your blonde newslady was interviewing teri's brother. how can you all allow such speculation about teri being abused. don't you think teri was examined closely when she was taken to the hospital when she collapsed? had the doctor's even thought she might have been a battered woman i assure you the police would have been called. lets get real, okay? how come teri';s family is just now bringing this up? after all, she collapsed in 1991! quit speculating!!! as for teri's brother he better be worring about a slander suit filed against him. i've got some questions for you all. how many of you know people who have lost a spouse? i have some friends who did and later remarried yet still had love for the spouse who died. mr. schiavo's situation is much the same except his wife isn't physically dead. so he meets another woman and she becomes pregnant but i suppose everyone would have been happier if mr. schiavo's girlfriend had opted for an abortion. what hypacrites you all are. since we are all speculating why not throw out some speculation for both sides instead of crucifying michael. perhaps out of his love for his wife he is indead honoring her wishes. my husband and i have often told each other never to allow artificial means to keep the other alive. i can never remember talking to my friend or parents about it. there are many things i discuss with my husband that i don't with others. if my husband were to ever get in the same situation that teri is in i would run around the world to insure his wishes were carried out even if his parents wanted to care for him and he wanted to die. wake up people! what you have here are 2 fueding families who have suckered an entire nation into their fight, even a president who went against the constitution to help them. thousands of families in this country are in similar situations and you news media expounding on one family and fueling their fued. why don't you all insist that something be done about these child molesters that are running rampant. why doesn't congress get a bill signed by the president to have electronic tracking devices imbedded under the skin of these monsters so they can be tracked? oops, sorry, after all, monsters have rights. thanks for listening. ***-fed-up in idaho

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Date: 26 Mar 2005
Subject: GET JULIE BANDERAS TO INTERVIEW THE HOSPICE PRIEST
hI.
GET JULIE TO INTERVIEW THE HOSPICE PRIEST GEORGE FELSO JUST LIED ABOUT TERRI HOW TERRI IS LOOKING BEAUTIFUL AND PEACEFUL. WELL INTERVIEW THE PRIEST WHO IS ADMINISTERING THE ANOINTING OF THE SICK RIGHT NOW.....THE PRIEST WILL NOT LIE...THEN WE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT SHE REALLY LOOKS LIKE. BECAUSE FELOS IS LIKE A SNAKE.......... THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU DID.......AND ARE DOING.
***, PALM BAY FLST THE PRIEST WILL NOT

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Date: 25 Mar 2005
Subject: WHO'S NEXT
THANK YOU, FOX NEWS We need to return to GOD. This country are going down the tube because our country is no longer practicing under GOD'S Law. We have a tube fed daughter she is precious and no different than Terri. If this judge and his horrid discussion can make a judgment to end Terri's life he could come in and tell us we have to remove Gail's feeding tube.. PLEASE pray pray friend of Fox news thank you, ***

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