I see there's a lot of guys on Twitter losing their shit because till now they didn't realize how much they needed their Doctor to have a dick. Aww. Personally, I'm just disappointed it's not Helen Mirren. But for you basement-dwelling man-babies who fear the living shit out of women, I have a solution! Yes! Here is the thing you really want. In Pasolini's CANTERBURY TALES(1972), Tom Baker stars in the Wife of Bath's Tale, and is seen bathing full-frontal nude. I have provided a screenshot below. I suggest they look it up(it's a great film in any event), watch it and imagine their Time Lord is visiting Chaucer's England. Stare and stare for hours to console yourselves and imagine that sweet Dr Who dick is yours, only yours. Sorted!
"Eternity with Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil." - E. Blackadder, 1791 Questionable
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