Science Marches On, Nigeria Edition "I have solved it through science. There is no gay, because magnets. QED." Then he smiled, confident of his genius. He alone, Chibuihem Amalaha, had this revelation.
Why had no one thought of something so simple before? He wondered where
he would display his Nobel. He invited reporters to spread the shining
word of his discovery.
"See. I have the magnets in this beaker, to make them even more scientific." "Why is it sealed?" "For the reason their repulsion is so great and furious they might fly like bullets into your eyes." "Say, are those magnets stuck togeth--" "This interview is over." ___________________
"Eternity with Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil." - E. Blackadder, 1791 Questionable
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