THIS SICKNESS 8 from Bottomless Studio, featuring John Linton Roberson, Emily Kaplan, Chad Parenteau, Charles Alverson, Gianna Ratto, Chris DeWildt and a cover by Molly Kiely. 100 pages! Available in print & Kindle at Amazon!
I Didn't Write That!
28 February 2011
  Deconstructing Comics: Jamie Delano (podcast)

An interview with the one and only Jamie Delano this week! Have a listen!

Labels: , , , ,

 
27 February 2011
  Pozdrawiam i zapraszam

...to what appears from my stats to be a bunch of new readers in Poland! 
  This Week's Auctions

...ending in 16 hours, including a number of rare National Lampoons(from the classic early 70s period), work by Steve Gerber and Grant Morrison, and two pieces of original art by me. Click here and bid now!

Labels: , , , ,

 
  Scooby Solved

Who paid for the trips of the Mystery Machine around America?

Scooby's snacks?

Shaggy's pot?

Velma's vibrator batteries?

And remember: gas was NOT cheap in the 70s, and vans get terrible mileage.

I'll tell you: insurance companies.

Remember, every single haunting was an insurance fraud scheme.

EVERY.
TIME.

And if they couldn't find anything, they just dressed up some hobo in a swamp monster suit to discredit the owner's case.

This is my theory, that it is, which is mine.

Available NOW at Amazon!

MARTHA on sale now! THIS SICKNESS #6 with LULU and GLASS HOUSE on sale now!

Vladrushka Now Online! (NSFW)

Labels: , , ,

 
26 February 2011
  LULU Chapter 2, p. 31


LULU continues, with things getting much more distracting altogether.
Page eleven of Chapter 2, aka p. 31. Click and read!


_____________________________________
Chapter One of Lulu also in print now in THIS SICKNESS #6
--available only at Amazon!

MARTHA on sale now! THIS SICKNESS #6 with LULU and GLASS HOUSE on sale now!

Vladrushka Now Online! (NSFW)

Labels: , , , , ,

 
23 February 2011
  Scott Walker When Talking to the Kochs Admits What We Already Know

Fake Koch: [Laughs] Well, I tell you what, Scott: once you crush these bastards I’ll fly you out to Cali and really show you a good time.

Walker: All right, that would be outstanding.
A Buffalo Beast reporter called Gov. Scott Walker pretending to be one of the Koch Brothers, who are pretty much known to be behind the GOP push to break unions. Or at least Scott Walker seems to think so. Because he revealed much. Here's the transcript, as the Buffalo Beast's traffic today has prevented most from getting to it. Notice first that Walker is on a mutual first-name basis with the actual Koch. And that he didn't even pause to try to verify that this was Koch. But then, that would be a rude way to treat your boss, right?


Walker: Hi; this is Scott Walker.

Koch: Scott! David Koch. How are you?

Walker: Hey, David! I’m good. And yourself?

Koch: I’m very well. I’m a little disheartened by the situation there, but, uh, what’s the latest?

Walker: Well, we’re actually hanging pretty tough. I mean—you know, amazingly there’s a much smaller group of protesters—almost all of whom are in from other states today. The State Assembly is taking the bill up—getting it all the way to the last point it can be at where it’s unamendable. But they’re waiting to pass it until the Senate’s—the Senate Democrats, excuse me, the assembly Democrats have about a hundred amendments they’re going through. The state Senate still has the 14 members missing but what they’re doing today is bringing up all sorts of other non-fiscal items, many of which are things members in the Democratic side care about. And each day we’re going to ratchet it up a little bit…. The Senate majority leader had a great plan he told about this morning—he told the Senate Democrats about and he’s going to announce it later today, and that is: The Senate organization committee is going to meet and pass a rule that says if you don’t show up for two consecutive days on a session day—in the state Senate, the Senate chief clerk—it’s a little procedural thing here, but—can actually have your payroll stopped from being automatically deducted—

Koch: Beautiful.

Walker: —into your checking account and instead—you still get a check, but the check has to be personally picked up and he’s instructing them—which we just loved—to lock them in their desk on the floor of the state Senate.

Koch: Now you’re not talking to any of these Democrat bastards, are you?

Walker: Ah, I—there’s one guy that’s actually voted with me on a bunch of things I called on Saturday for about 45 minutes, mainly to tell him that while I appreciate his friendship and he’s worked with us on other things, to tell him I wasn’t going to budge.

Koch: Goddamn right!

Walker: …his name is Tim Cullen—

Koch: All right, I’ll have to give that man a call.

Walker: Well, actually, in his case I wouldn’t call him and I’ll tell you why: he’s pretty reasonable but he’s not one of us…

Koch: Now who can we get to budge on this collective bargaining?

Walker: …I think the paycheck will have an impact…secondly, one of the things we’re looking at next…we’re still waiting on an opinion to see if the unions have been paying to put these guys up out of state. We think there’s at minimum an ethics violation if not an outright felony.

Koch: Well, they’re probably putting hobos in suits.

Walker: Yeah.

Koch: That’s what we do. Sometimes.

Walker: I mean paying for the senators to be put up. I know they’re paying for these guy—I mean, people can pay for protesters to come in and that’s not an ethics code, but, I mean, literally if the unions are paying the 14 senators—their food, their lodging, anything like that…[*** Important regarding his later acceptance of a Koch offer to “show him a good time.” ***]

[I was stunned. I am stunned. In the interest of expediting the release of this story, here are the juiciest bits:]

Walker: …I’ve got layoff notices ready…

Koch: Beautiful; beautiful. Gotta crush that union.

Walker: [bragging about how he doesn't budge]…I would be willing to sit down and talk to him, the assembly Democrat leader, plus the other two Republican leaders—talk, not negotiate and listen to what they have to say if they will in turn—but I’ll only do it if all 14 of them will come back and sit down in the state assembly…legally, we believe, once they’ve gone into session, they don’t physically have to be there. If they’re actually in session for that day, and they take a recess, the 19 Senate Republicans could then go into action and they’d have quorum…so we’re double checking that. If you heard I was going to talk to them that’s the only reason why. We’d only do it if they came back to the capital with all 14 of them…

Koch: Bring a baseball bat. That’s what I’d do.

Walker: I have one in my office; you’d be happy with that. I have a slugger with my name on it.

Koch: Beautiful.

Walker: [union-bashing...]

Koch: Beautiful.

Walker: So this is ground zero, there’s no doubt about it. [Talks about a "great" NYT piece of "objective journalism." Talks about how most private blue-collar workers have turned against public, unionized workers.]…So I went through and called a handful, a dozen or so lawmakers I worry about each day and said, “Everyone, we should get that story printed out and send it to anyone giving you grief.”

Koch: Goddamn right! We, uh, we sent, uh, Andrew Breitbart down there.

Walker:Yeah.

Koch: Yeah.

Walker: Good stuff.

Koch: He’s our man, you know.

Walker: [blah about his press conferences, attacking Obama, and all the great press he's getting.] Brian [Sadoval], the new Governor of Nevada, called me the last night he said—he was out in the Lincoln Day Circuit in the last two weekends and he was kidding me, he said, “Scott, don’t come to Nevada because I’d be afraid you beat me running for governor.” That’s all they want to talk about is what are you doing to help the governor of Wisconsin. I talk to Kasich every day—John’s gotta stand firm in Ohio. I think we could do the same thing with Vic Scott in Florida. I think, uh, Snyder—if he got a little more support—probably could do that in Michigan. You start going down the list there’s a lot of us new governors that got elected to do something big.

Koch: You’re the first domino.

Walker: Yep. This is our moment.

Koch: Now what else could we do for you down there?

Walker: Well the biggest thing would be—and your guy on the ground [Americans For Prosperity president Tim Phillips] is probably seeing this [stuff about all the people protesting, and some of them flip him off].

[Abrupt end of first recording, and start of second.]

Walker: [Bullshit about doing the right thing and getting flipped off by “union bulls,” and the decreasing number of protesters. Or some such.]

Koch: We’ll back you any way we can. What we were thinking about the crowd was, uh, was planting some troublemakers.

Walker: You know, well, the only problem with that —because we thought about that. The problem—the, my only gut reaction to that is right now the lawmakers I’ve talked to have just completely had it with them, the public is not really fond of this…[explains that planting troublemakers may not work.] My only fear would be if there’s a ruckus caused is that maybe the governor has to settle to solve all these problems…[something about '60s liberals.]…Let ‘em protest all they want…Sooner or later the media stops finding it interesting.

Koch: Well, not the liberal bastards on MSNBC.

Walker: Oh yeah, but who watches that? I went on “Morning Joe” this morning. I like it because I just like being combative with those guys, but, uh. You know they’re off the deep end.

Koch: Joe—Joe’s a good guy. He’s one of us.

Walker: Yeah, he’s all right. He was fair to me…[bashes NY Senator Chuck Schumer, who was also on the program.]

Koch: Beautiful; beautiful. You gotta love that Mika Brzezinski; she’s a real piece of ass.

Walker: Oh yeah. [story about when he hung out with human pig Jim Sensenbrenner at some D.C. function and he was sitting next to Brzezinski and her father, and their guest was David Axelrod. He introduced himself.]

Koch: That son of a bitch!

Walker: Yeah no kidding huh?…

Koch: Well, good; good. Good catching up with ya’.

Walker: This is an exciting time [blah, blah, blah, Super Bowl reference followed by an odd story of pulling out a picture of Ronald Reagan and explaining to his staff the plan to crush the union the same way Reagan fired the air traffic controllers]…that was the first crack in the Berlin Wall because the Communists then knew Reagan wasn’t a pushover. [Blah, blah, blah. He's exactly like Reagan. Won't shut up about how awesome he is.]

Koch: [Laughs] Well, I tell you what, Scott: once you crush these bastards I’ll fly you out to Cali and really show you a good time.

Walker: All right, that would be outstanding. Thanks for all the support…it’s all about getting our freedoms back…

Koch: Absolutely. And, you know, we have a little bit of a vested interest as well. [Laughs]

Walker: [Blah] Thanks a million!

Koch: Bye-bye!

Walker: Bye.

Notice he's planning to trick the Democrats into returning. And how he considered using agents provocateurs, and by the way, even discussing that in an official capacity may be itself a crime.



But it's obvious, mainly, that Walker is doing this for the Kochs and it has nothing to do with budget balancing. It's about breaking unions and worker rights in this country. And he is their servant, not the public's. He's hoping to get enough visibility and brownie points that the Kochs will back him for president, maybe.

Dream that dreamy dream, Walker.

You might wonder: yes, but isn't that illegal? No.

Wis. Stat Ann. §§968.31(c) It is not illegal . . .

c) For a person not acting under color of law to intercept a wire, electronic or oral communication where the person is a party to the communication or where one of the parties to the communication has given prior consent to the interception




Available NOW at Amazon!

MARTHA on sale now! THIS SICKNESS #6 with LULU and GLASS HOUSE on sale now!

Vladrushka Now Online! (NSFW)


___________________

Labels: , , , , , ,

 
22 February 2011
  What To Do With Rush Limbaugh

Well, not listen to him. Heavens no, nothing so self-destructive.

Limbaugh needs to be given to a needy cannibal family.

Oh, they're there. You just don't see them because that's what it looks like when someone's shunned. And it's precisely because society excludes them that makes them the most needy. I mean, you wouldn't give them a hand, would you?

That's why Rush must be donated for their happy Thanksgiving. Because they must learn how to like our holidays, and learn our ways. Then maybe, one glorious day, they'll assimilate, and stop eating us.

It's too late for Jeffrey Dahmer. But not for them. Rush now.

Available NOW at Amazon!

MARTHA on sale now! THIS SICKNESS #6 with LULU and GLASS HOUSE on sale now!

Vladrushka Now Online! (NSFW)

Labels: , , , , , ,

 
  And She Laughed

"HE" catches breath "called me WHAT?"

And the First Lady, it was true, was grateful for all the laughter he brought her morning.

But it just wouldn't stop. Even at dinnertime. Suddenly she had to stop eating or she feared she might choke. The laughter just kept rolling of its own accord.

"HIM. Seriously. HIM. HE called ME...oh god" and then she fell on the floor and, like the laughter, she could not stop rolling, as she just laughed and laughed and laughed.

Barack asked, "I don't understand. What'd I miss?"

It was 2 am, and Barack just couldn't take anymore. Even the earplugs wouldn't help. He would have to sleep on the couch in the Oval Office or something. But his wife just wouldn't stop laughing. He couldn't understand what it was all about. She hadn't had the breath to tell him since this morning. She could only gather that some man had called her fat, which also was a bit out of left field.

But Libya was exploding and he had things to do. So he grabbed his favorite blanket, a Bill O'Reilly book if he needed something to make him doze off, and he would have gotten more than one pillow if her head, streaked with gaspy tears as she kept on laughing, would just stop rolling all over them. She'd kept accidentally kicking him too. He stayed clear.

"THAT GUY. THAT GUY called ME...SNORT BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

And other guys actually complain about snoring, he thought. They think THEY'RE busy in the morning. He sighed and went off down the hall as what by now was a hoarse cackle just kept going.

He had to find out tomorrow just what was so funny. He could do with a laugh and she was keeping them all for herself. Just like the popcorn that one time.

Available NOW at Amazon!

MARTHA on sale now! THIS SICKNESS #6 with LULU and GLASS HOUSE on sale now!

Vladrushka Now Online! (NSFW)

Labels: , , , ,

 
19 February 2011
  LULU Chapter 2, p. 30


LULU continues, with our lovely Lulu and the artist Schwarz, and WHOOPS.

Or not...

Page ten of Chapter 2, aka p. 30. Click and read!


_____________________________________
Chapter One of Lulu also in print now in THIS SICKNESS #6
--available only at Amazon!

MARTHA on sale now! THIS SICKNESS #6 with LULU and GLASS HOUSE on sale now!

Vladrushka Now Online! (NSFW)

Labels: , , , , ,

 
  Why Unions Matter Particularly in Wisconsin

...and why the GOP is using Wisconsin as its first victim in its push to break what little is left of organized labor in this country is explained in this rather educational piece by Rachel Maddow, who seems to be moving from cheerleader to educator. Wisconsin, you see, is where pretty much all the rights you take for granted as a worker were first established. Including weekends. Enjoying your Saturday?

Available NOW at Amazon!

MARTHA on sale now! THIS SICKNESS #6 with LULU and GLASS HOUSE on sale now!

Labels: , , , , ,

 
18 February 2011
  New Radiohead: "King of Limbs". It's Quite Good

This one's my favorite at the moment, but King of Limbs is an excellent album. As usual.


Labels:

 
  Revolt In Wisconsin

Which is not, as much of the press is reporting, about unions causing the state's shortfall. What caused that were tax breaks the governor's been handing out to business which equal exactly the amount of the shortfall. Which the governor is now using as an excuse to destroy collective bargaining--except for police and firefighters, who contributed to his campaign.

This is the first salvo in the next step of the GOP's dismantling of this country: bust the unions. That's all it is. And look at them in Wisconsin. Guess what: fighting for your rights is not just for Egyptians. And what were they fighting over? Partly Mubarak's police state. But also the way he's been robbing the country and about how his nepotism has led to most not being able to get jobs. It was about jobs and worker rights too. Well, we can fight for that too here, can't we? I mean, what have you got to lose at this point, except what little you have that they still haven't taken?

If unions go, worker rights go. Even if you're not in a union this affects you. Unless you're rich. Are you rich?



Update: And today, they turned out in the tens of thousands in Madison to protest. Other protests in solidarity are planned in other states, like one this weekend here in Washington, in Olympia.

Rabble has been roused. And that's a damn good thing.

Available NOW at Amazon!

MARTHA on sale now! THIS SICKNESS #6 with LULU and GLASS HOUSE on sale now!

Labels: , , , , ,

 
13 February 2011
  LULU Chapter 2, p. 29


LULU continues, with our lovely Lulu and the artist Schwarz, and things get a bit more necky.

Page nine of Chapter 2, aka p. 29. Click and read!


_____________________________________
Chapter One of Lulu also in print now in THIS SICKNESS #6
--available only at Amazon!

MARTHA on sale now! THIS SICKNESS #6 with LULU and GLASS HOUSE on sale now!

Vladrushka Now Online! (NSFW)

Labels: , , , , ,

 
09 February 2011
  Sketch: Vladrushka's "Invest in Russia" Campaign (NSFW)

A pencil sketch, maybe for a later more elaborate piece, depicting part of Yuri & Vladrushka's ill-fated public awareness campaign on behalf of the Russian Oligarchs in 1998. Soon after, they came here.

(Click to enlarge)
Update: Also, VLADRUSHKA #1, banned and banned again, is once more available here! Buy it quick!

BUY MY BOOKS OR CATS WILL EAT YOU

MARTHA on sale now!THIS SICKNESS #6 with LULU and GLASS HOUSE on sale now!

Vladrushka Now Online! (NSFW)

Labels: , , , , ,

 
08 February 2011
  Sketches: Suzy Spreadwell, America's Sweetheart + Lulu

A sketch of a character I plan for at least a couple of upcoming stories I'm still writing, one Suzy Spreadwell, America's Sweetheart, with whom I intend to reform my previous subversive comics ways, and give the youth of America a role model instead of chastity, prudence and restraint. (update: Episode 1 now up; click here)



(Click to enlarge)

You can't see her purity ring, but it's somewhere, I promise.

And it's hardly meant as cheesecake inspired by Russ Meyer and Dan DeCarlo in the slightest. Do watch for it!

Update: later sketches here.

Also, hard at work on Lulu at the moment. I almost have all of Chapter Two penciled.

And here's a rough sketch for an upcoming scene. Probably NSFW, if you can make anything out through the line tangle I call a drawing. 

(Update: Now you can buy book 1 at Amazon, Comixology & Createspace. Click here.)


(Click to enlarge)

___________________

Labels: , , , , , ,

 
06 February 2011
  This Week's "Deconstructing Comics": Adrian Tomine

About his book "Shortcomings." Listen or download here.

And another reminder, of course: last week's, with a review of Vladrushka & the Man, can still be found here.(second half of program)

New at Amazon!:

MARTHA on sale now! THIS SICKNESS #6 with LULU and GLASS HOUSE on sale now!

Vladrushka Now Online! (NSFW)

Labels: , , , ,

 
05 February 2011
  LULU Chapter 2, p. 28


LULU continues, with our lovely Lulu left alone by her creaking ancient husband with our tortured artist Schwarz, as she explores his paintings, which provide a look inside his skull. Hmm, thinks Lulu.

Page eight of Chapter 2, aka p. 28. Click and read!



Also, if you missed the review of my work in the latter half of last week's Deconstructing Comics podcast, with Tim Young and Mulele, check it out now. (mostly just about Vladrushka and the Man, the latter available now in This Sickness #6)

Chapter One of Lulu also in print now in THIS SICKNESS #6--available only at Amazon!

MARTHA on sale now! THIS SICKNESS #6 with LULU and GLASS HOUSE on sale now!

Vladrushka Now Online! (NSFW)

Labels: , , , , , ,

 
"Eternity with Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil." - E. Blackadder, 1791
JLRoberson Self-Portrait 2005.
Questionable words & pictures from John Linton Roberson

SUPPORT US AT PATREON!

NEW RELEASE!


LULU Book 1 by John Linton Roberson introduction by Martin Pasko
LULU Book 1(2013) 
with an introduction by Martin Pasko

Amazon | Createspace | Comixology


Features:
Frank Wedekind's LULU
SUZY SPREADWELL
VLADRUSHKA (adults only)
STORY OF OH!(2008) Written by Charles Alverson (adults only)
MARTHA(2009)

COMICS
WORDS
PORTFOLIO
CONTACT
TWITTER
FACEBOOK
OPEN SALON
COMIXOLOGY
AMAZON SHOP
ABOUT
CREATESPACE STORE
DEVIANTART GALLERY
PRINTS & MORE
ORIGINAL ART FOR SALE
COMMISSIONS

Interviews/Discussions:

ROBB ORR
April 2013: LULU Book 1 Interview at Comics Forge

DECONSTRUCTING COMICS
My appearances on the greatest comics podcast there is.

December 2016: Politics in Comics
Discussion with Emmet O'Cuana.

November 2016: Wonder Woman - Earth-One and Before
Discussion with Emmet O'Cuana.


April 2016: Batman v. Superman -  An Assassination

Discussion with Emmet O'Cuana.


October 2015: Censorship of...Me! (Among Others)
Interview by Tim Young.
Also starring Dale Lazarov & Tim PIlcher.


August 2014:
Crumb’s Confounding “Genesis”

Discussion with Tim Young


April 2014: Corporate Comics: Love 'Em, Hate 'Em
Discussion in Sack's Coffee, Berkeley with Tim Young, Deb Aoki, and Jason McNamara.


April 2013:
Lulu”- Staging a classic on paper
Interview by Tim Young.

August 2012: Flex Mentallo
Discussion with Troy Belford.


January 2012: Comics Events
Discussion with Tim Young


May 2011: Theatre and Comics
Interview by Tim Young




JOEY MANLEY
August 2006 at Talkaboutcomics.com

AUSTIN ENGLISH 
Sept. 2001 at Spark-Online



BUY MY BOOKS OR CATS WILL EAT YOU







Stuff About My Work







All content ©2015 John Linton Roberson and accomplices. All rights reserved.

Subscribe to
Posts [Atom]


Archives
October 2002 / November 2002 / February 2003 / March 2003 / April 2003 / May 2003 / June 2003 / July 2003 / August 2003 / September 2003 / October 2003 / November 2003 / January 2004 / February 2004 / March 2004 / April 2004 / May 2004 / July 2004 / August 2004 / September 2004 / October 2004 / November 2004 / December 2004 / January 2005 / February 2005 / March 2005 / April 2005 / May 2005 / June 2005 / July 2005 / August 2005 / September 2005 / October 2005 / November 2005 / December 2005 / January 2006 / February 2006 / March 2006 / April 2006 / May 2006 / June 2006 / July 2006 / August 2006 / September 2006 / October 2006 / November 2006 / December 2006 / January 2007 / February 2007 / March 2007 / April 2007 / May 2007 / June 2007 / July 2007 / August 2007 / September 2007 / October 2007 / November 2007 / December 2007 / January 2008 / February 2008 / March 2008 / April 2008 / May 2008 / June 2008 / July 2008 / August 2008 / September 2008 / October 2008 / November 2008 / December 2008 / January 2009 / February 2009 / March 2009 / April 2009 / May 2009 / June 2009 / July 2009 / August 2009 / September 2009 / October 2009 / November 2009 / December 2009 / January 2010 / February 2010 / March 2010 / April 2010 / May 2010 / June 2010 / July 2010 / August 2010 / September 2010 / October 2010 / November 2010 / December 2010 / January 2011 / February 2011 / March 2011 / April 2011 / May 2011 / June 2011 / July 2011 / August 2011 / September 2011 / October 2011 / November 2011 / December 2011 / January 2012 / February 2012 / March 2012 / April 2012 / May 2012 / June 2012 / July 2012 / August 2012 / September 2012 / October 2012 / November 2012 / December 2012 / January 2013 / February 2013 / March 2013 / April 2013 / May 2013 / June 2013 / July 2013 / August 2013 / September 2013 / October 2013 / November 2013 / December 2013 / January 2014 / February 2014 / March 2014 / April 2014 / May 2014 / June 2014 / July 2014 / August 2014 / October 2014 / December 2014 / February 2015 / March 2015 / June 2015 / July 2015 / August 2015 / September 2015 / October 2015 / November 2015 / December 2015 / January 2016 / February 2016 / March 2016 / April 2016 / June 2016 / July 2016 / August 2016 / November 2016 / December 2016 / January 2017 / February 2017 / April 2017 / May 2017 /