Charlie Sheen: Spoiler Alert
"Warlock 7 gram rock TIGER BLOOD GUH GK GH"
...and that's when his eyes rolled all the way back in his head and the foam, the endless foam, poured from his mouth onto the carpet in a miasma of blood and something that might have been vomit had he eaten for the past three weeks.
"God?" he asked the light as it suddenly flared.
"There is no god," it said. "I'm just a hallucination."
And as the last neuron faded out, he felt happy in the knowledge there was none higher than he.
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