Geek disclosure: I am quite certain I was the only teenage boy in all of Charleston County who actually had a subscription to the Journal of Irreproducible Results.It was because I read this article, "National Geographic, the Doomsday Machine."
In retrospect, one must consider it in light of New Orleans and other such places in the South(such as my original hometown, Charleston). They hold onto their Geographics like grim death.
"Eternity with Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil." - E. Blackadder, 1791 Questionable
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