I applaud this heartening new trend. And after all, what do the religious folk expect when they get so overconfident they start saying that the sun goes around the earth? Or try to block a vaccine against vaginal warts--which can lead directly to terminal ovarian cancer--because it might make women less afraid to fuck. Oh, and fall all over yourselves supporting not just a war, but a failed, pointless, vindictive, and demonic war. And so many other things.
You attach Jesus' name to enough things in vain and we won't want to see the name anymore. Or you.
Just go back to your closets and pray, fanatics. Leave the moderates, liberals, agnostics(that'd be me), and downright unbelievers alone; we're pretty likely to leave you alone, as talking to you gives us the creeps.
Or is the real reason you proselytize because you're lonely?
"Eternity with Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil." - E. Blackadder, 1791 Questionable
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