SUZY SPREADWELL #1 by John Linton Roberson, available at Google Play Books!
I Didn't Write That!
19 April 2007
  NBC: The Snuff News Network

A week after rightfully firing Don Imus to appear socially responsible, NBC turns a little worm who murdered 32 innocent young people in cold blood into a celebrity, airing and making available the contents of the package of self-justifying, whiny and homicidal braggadocio that he sent them in the middle of the massacre. (No, I will not link to any of NBC's snuff-porn.)

Not that this isn't appropriate in a way. The state of our culture these days is that it's only the worst and most worthless people who become celebrities.

And of course this is exactly what he expected, and wanted, them to do--to make him famous, to make him immortal, because a piece of shit like him wasn't going to get that any other way.
More famous than any of those he killed. Do you remember any of the names of the victims of Klebold & Harris? Of course not. But I bet you recognize those names. No one but their friends and family will remember any of the names of the Virginia Tech victims, who might have gone on to accomplish something worthwhile, maybe even something that helped the world. Who knows?

We never will now. He killed them before they could be anything, and now he gets eternal fame as his reward, all because of NBC.
And the bloggers and other pundits, such as Michelle Malkin, who blame the victims for their deaths, for not being prepared enough, who attempt to see the murderer's side of this: they are the friends, enablers, and publicists of this piece of garbage. I wonder, had he not been absolutely sure they would air this, would he have committed the murders? Obviously his presentation, judging from the time and care he put into it, was a big part of this; in a way the murders were just the trailer.

Sympathy, I'm hearing them give him. Sympathy for how poor little Mr. Put-Upon felt alienated from the rich and privileged students. (Who, according to his presentation, he'd have done anything to be one of).


Listen. I was an alienated nerd in school, with few friends till I was just about ready to graduate from that shithole. And I carried resentment with me every day, that somewhere in the back of my mind will always be with me. Most of my school days I recall as endless torment, from age 8 onward. But I knew someday I'd be gone from there, and forget most of it. I knew the jocks, the preps, all those bastards would peak there, that they would recall these as the best days of their lives. I was saving mine for later.

And it never occurred to me, and still wouldn't if I were that age now, to attach myself to them for all eternity by killing them. I couldn't imagine anything more pathetic than to take the temporary crap of childhood that seriously. Someday, I felt, I would be famous for something I
accomplished, not for something like that. (I remember a time when I thought Heathers, a movie that had been directed at precisely my generation, was far-fetched; Lord, do I feel old) That was my revenge.

And I had no desire to be one of them, the preps, the jocks; my schoolmates, yes, were all much richer than myself. But I didn't envy them. I just found it irritating to be trapped in a schoolful of people I didn't care about one way or another. Graduation came, and I went, and that was that.

So I have no sympathy for this little wretch, who was just another guy with a tiny dick that thought guns would compensate. I don't care about his side of it. Instead, here are the names of the people who never hurt anyone that he intended to erase.

You'll notice I have not mentioned the little shit's name even once. Let his be forgotten, and let him burn in hell. Same goes for Brian Williams and anyone else at NBC who decided that this wasn't evidence, but rather a great way to goose ratings. I feel ashamed now to even watch Keith Olbermann. But then, they also let Rita Cosby air the BTK Killer's confession too. Maybe they should open a department that acts as a talent agency for mass murderers.

_ Ross Abdallah Alameddine, 20, sophomore from Saugus, Mass.

_ Christopher James Bishop, 35, according to Darmstadt University of Technology in Germany, where he helped run an exchange program.

_ Brian Roy Bluhm, 25, civil engineering graduate student from Stephens City, Va. He had previously lived in Iowa, Detroit and Louisville, Ky.

_ Ryan Christopher Clark, 22, of Martinez, Ga., senior majoring in psychology.

_ Austin Michelle Cloyd, sophomore international studies major and member of the honors program from Blacksburg, Va. Cloyd and her family previously lived in Champaign, Ill.

_ Jocelyne Couture-Nowak, French instructor, according to her husband, Jerzy Nowak, the head of the horticulture department at Virginia Tech.

_ Daniel Alejandro Perez Cueva, 21, of Peru, sophomore majoring in international studies. He also had lived in Woodbridge, Va.

_ Kevin Granata, engineering science and mechanics professor, according to Ishwar K. Puri, the head of the engineering science and mechanics department.

_ Matthew Gregory Gwaltney, 24, of Chester, Va., graduate student in civil and environmental engineering, according to his father and stepmother, Greg and Linda Gwaltney.

_ Caitlin Millar Hammaren, 19, sophomore majoring in international studies from Westtown, N.Y.

_ Jeremy Michael Herbstritt, 27, civil engineering graduate student from Bellefonte, Pa.

_ Rachael Hill, 18, of Glen Allen, Va., according to her father, Guy Hill.

_ Emily Jane Hilscher, 19-year-old freshman from Woodville, Va., majoring in animal and poultry sciences.

_ Jarrett Lee Lane, 22, senior majoring in civil engineering from Narrows, Va.

_ Matthew Joseph La Porte, 20, sophomore from Dumont, N.J.

_ Henry J. Lee, also known as Henh Ly, 20, first-year student majoring in computer engineering from Roanoke, Va. He had enough advanced-placement credits to be considered a sophomore by Virginia Tech.

_ Liviu Librescu, 76, engineering science and mechanics professor who joined the faculty in 1985. Originally from Romania and had also lived in Israel.

_ G.V. Loganathan, 51, civil and environmental engineering professor, according to his brother G.V. Palanivel.

_ Partahi Mamora Halomoan Lumbantoruan, 34, of Indonesia, civil engineering doctoral student.

_ Lauren Ashley McCain, 20, of Hampton, Va., freshman international studies major.

_ Daniel Patrick O'Neil, 22, of Lincoln, R.I., first-year graduate student in environmental engineering.

_ Juan Ramon Ortiz, 26, graduate student in civil engineering from Bayamon, Puerto Rico.

_ Minal Hiralal Panchal, 26, of Mumbai, India, graduate student in architecture.

_ Erin Peterson, 18, of Chantilly, Va., an international studies major, according to her father, Grafton Peterson.

_ Michael Steven Pohle Jr., 23, of Flemington, N.J., senior majoring in biology.

_ Julia Kathleen Pryde, 23, graduate student in biological systems engineering from Middletown, N.J.

_ Mary Karen Read, 19, freshman from Annandale, Va.

_ Reema Joseph Samaha, 18, freshman from Centreville, Va.

_ Waleed Mohammed Shaalan, 32, of Zagazig, Egypt, doctoral student in civil engineering.

_ Leslie Sherman, sophomore history and international studies student from Springfield, Va., according to her grandmother Gerry Adams.

_ Maxine Turner, 22, senior majoring in chemical engineering from Vienna, Va., according to her father, Paul Turner.

_ Nicole White, 20, junior majoring in international studies from Smithfield, Va., according to a family statement released by the Suffolk, Va., Police Department.

Incidentally, if NBC is so willing to do this in the name of the public's right to know, then tell me why they haven't shown us more of what's really going on in Iraq? Or more succinctly, let's let Ted Rall have his say on it(click to enlarge):

 
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