Why do I doubt that anyone will lift a finger to help Cheney, especially as this would finally give the RNC a chance to get someone in the VP slot who might stand a snowball's chance in hell of sicceeding Bush, as opposed to the pathetic crop of candidates that are lined up, or Cheney, who has no intention(thank god) of running?
Why do I think that Cheney will pre-empt all this by resigning for health reasons? Actually, I douubt that. He's had the perfect out all along, but he doesn't seem to want to use it. After all, being president, which he is, has its perks. All the money he's been making for Halliburton, for instance. He hasn't squeezed the country completely dry yet.
"Eternity with Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil." - E. Blackadder, 1791 Questionable
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