"Rape only hurts if you fight it," says the virgin. I hope he remembers that should he ever be forced to share a jail cell with a much larger man.
Incidentally, he's not done his research properly when he makes reference to the "Rape of the Sabine Women," as "rape" meant "kidnapping" in that context. One can only imagine the damage he caused himself trying to imitate the "Rape of the Lock." Unless he was able to make it fit.
"Eternity with Beelzebub, and all his hellish instruments of death, will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil." - E. Blackadder, 1791 Questionable
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